I'd still be careful even coming up with something like this, no matter for what reason. Considering existing laws, I could imagine someone seriously considering this.

It's not without reason one of our morning radio shows has an 'American Laws' quiz. They give us three laws, one of which is made up. We're rarely capable of telling which one IS the made up one, because one is more insane than the other. I know most of them aren't used anymore, but they're still there