What happens when straight boys are a little too helpfull *g*

[ximeria]

I mentioned, a little while back when I did the SG1 fic 'Payback' that I had sooo much help from my chat buddies. Well, the topic came up tonight again, especially Josh having helped, which he seems to have chosen to forget. Unfortunately I wasn't participating at the time, but I'd left the window open, so I still got a good laugh when I got back *eg*.


Amy: i'm in SG-1 fic land
Amy: i'll read it in a few
Kel: that's groovy. take your time, cause I'm no hurry to rewrite it again.
Joshykins: there's SG-1 fic? :(
Ghini: hee. how did you miss the bad fic josh?
Kel: God yes.
Ghini: we even made jeff and hugo read
Joshykins: so much for buying that series :(
Joshykins: i'll end up sitting there like at LOTR going "ugh they prolly made a fic about that gay moment"
Kel: Poor Joshy.
Kel: And there's LOTS of moments.
Joshykins: how can mcguyver be gay? :(
Kel: Easy, stick him with a guy who's got double his IQ (Daniel!) and whom he's got amazing chemistry with because he's always gruffy towards him, and yet, he cares about him a lot.
Joshykins: oh mcguyver doesn't play teh wussy scientist guy?
Kel: Nope.
Ghini: nope
Ghini: he's the colonel
Kel: RDA plays the team leader, Jack O'Neill.
Ghini: and they have kinky innuendo at a hockey game
Joshykins: bah
Ghini: <waves at xim who isn't here>
Kel: Michael Shanks plays the cutie scientist guy, Daniel Jackson
Joshykins: shh stop ruining mcguyver :(
Ghini: hee
Ghini: i don't even read SG-1
Joshykins: see the movie
Ghini: except for what Xim writes
Joshykins: i can understand
Joshykins: i mean daniel turns down the hot alien chick
Ghini: josh! you helped with SG1 slash!
Kel: Come on, Josh... RDA had the gay 80s hair and the horrible wardrobe.
Joshykins: i did?
Joshykins: in mcguyver he was a pimp
Ghini: the hockey fic that xim was writing. you looked up how long hte periods lasted
Joshykins: i didn't look up anything
Kel: The hockey discussion a few days ago?
Joshykins: hockey = one of the few last true sports around that isn't gay
Ghini: you're listed in the credits!
Joshykins: damn Xim to hell :(
Ghini: LOL
Kel: Michael Rosenbaum plays hockey.
Kel: And I'd be willing to bet he's as gay as they come.
Joshykins: there can be gay players
Joshykins: but it's not a gay sport (ie. football)
Kel: LOL
Joshykins: there's no ass patting goign on like baseball
Ghini: "THANKS TO: Ghini and Hergerbabe for cheering me on, to the girls at the Bunnyfarm for helping -- hey, even Josh helped with the hockey trivia *g* -- right until he realized he was helping with slash fanfic *eg*"
Ghini: that's teh credits joshy
Joshykins: :(
Ghini: poor joshy ::cuddles::
Amy: eek, it's late.. gotta run, bye!
Kel: bye!!
Ghini: bye
*** Amy has left the chat.
Ghini: you should read the fic josh!
Joshykins: never.
Kel: but you helped!
Kel: it's... it's kind of like, yours!
Joshykins: not willingly
Joshykins: ...
Kel: but you still helped!
Kel: that's part of YOU in that story!
Joshykins: kel
Kel: yes?
Joshykins: you're going to die
Joshykins: soon
Kel: promise?
Kel: You're just cranky cause you know I'm right.
Ghini: i was just thinking you should read so you could see the gayness in hockey
Kel: Yeah, I think so too.



No, I wasn't participating, I was taking a nap. >_< -- I've got a mean cold at the moment and I wanna get at least a little better before tomorrow, where we're gonna go to the movies and watch Harry Potter. Yay!

Comments

[barely-bean.livejournal.com]

You know what's even funnier. Josh helped inspire a new Trivial today in chat. Poor Joshykins!

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[ximeria.livejournal.com]

Bwahahaha
<wipes tears from her eyes>
Yes, yes, that's why we love our Joshykins *g*

[danniangel.livejournal.com]

Next time you are all in chat w/Josh, you can tell him that I, the resident hockey loony, said there is indeed ass-patting in hockey. Unlike football and baseball, however, one does not use one's hand to pat one's teammate's arse - you use your hands to smack them upside the head. Every now and again, however, everyone needs a gentle swat on the backside with the flat of the stickblade...

(god, how many slashers are going to try and run with that, LOL!)

Bwahaha

[ximeria.livejournal.com]

Every now and again, however, everyone needs a gentle swat on the backside with the flat of the stickblade...

ROFL -- oh yeah, more things to torture poor innocent Josh with *g*

(god, how many slashers are going to try and run with that, LOL!)

LOL, yeah -- it'll be the new fashion in slash writing -- ice hockey, swats on the backside with stickblades... -- Danni, I truly understand why Ghini loves you so much -- you've got the perfect dirty mind and you know how to use it -- Yay!

Re: Bwahaha

[danniangel.livejournal.com]

yep, you can go the whole S&M angle with it...

and I haven't even gotten started yet...