Who's fault is this? I don't know about you, but I blame Caro...

[ximeria]

Caro goes: You need to do a Bad Elf Story

Me: No.

Caro: Oh, come on -- do an SG1 version...

Me: No

I am SO a lemming...



I don¨t even know if it fullfills the requirements, but here we go:

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"Jack, Sam, Teal'c?"

The team looked at him with varying levels of interest.

"I have a confession to make." He took a deep breath.

Jack held up his hand.

"Yes, Jack?"

"You're an elf?"

"No, Jack, I'm not an elf." Daniel rolled his eyes.

"Oh."

"I'm gay."

"That's it?"

They didn't seem that surprised. Sam shook her head. "We know, Daniel -- now hurry up, or we'll miss briefing."

Daniel blinked in surprise.

"You sure you're not an elf?" Jack's voice was deep, close to his ear.

"Yes..."

"Then I wonder why I have an urge for licking your ears..."

--fin--

Note: the licking ears thing is all Amy's fault...

Comments

[barely-bean.livejournal.com]

Hee! There's two posts on LJ today saying that they blame Caro. I am thrilled!

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<snerk>
You would be *g*