Badfic alert!!

[ximeria]

ximeria: go look
ximeria: http://forums.delphiforums.com/n/mb/message.asp?webtag=starguideforums&msg=5455.1
ximeria: Mmmmmm, Charlie's angels
ximeria: I'm sure they were having fun
ximeria: *snigger*
swtalmnd: a part of me really wants to see jack and daniel dressed as charlie's angels.. hee!!
ximeria: LOL
ximeria: uh-oh
ximeria: badfic bunny chasing me
swtalmnd: oh dear
swtalmnd: but.. but.. daniel in short-shorts and a tied-off top!
ximeria: O,o
swtalmnd: jack in a catsuit that zips ALL THE WAY down!
ximeria: ::runs away::
swtalmnd: teal'c in.. um..
swtalmnd: damn
ximeria: rofl
swtalmnd: can't think of anything good
swtalmnd: heee
ximeria: he can be bosley
swtalmnd: all of them with special package-enhancing clothing
swtalmnd: no, sam has to be bosley
ximeria: >_<
ximeria: ::groans::
ximeria: LOL
swtalmnd: teal'c would wear biker shorts and a cutoff tank top
swtalmnd: :D
ximeria: LOL
swtalmnd: sam would get a nice vogue suit and be bosley
swtalmnd: and the general on the intercom, "go get 'em, angels!"
ximeria: LOL
ximeria: stop it, you're killing me
ximeria: *g*
swtalmnd: heee
swtalmnd: but. but.. teal'c.. in the biker shorts.. with the frown!
ximeria: o,O
swtalmnd: and daniel bending over in front of jack to show that he's wearing nothing under those very very short shorts
ximeria: noooooo
swtalmnd: jack trying to adjust so his erection isn't pressing against the zipper
ximeria: it'd be, you-know-what! all over again
swtalmnd: what? *asks innocently*
ximeria: riiight

'Nuff said ::groans::

Comments

[oxoniensis.livejournal.com]

You made that conversation up - the sweet innocent Amy I know would never think up such things.... ;-)

[ximeria.livejournal.com]

::snorts::
I don't think the name AMY and the word 'innocent' should ever appear in the same sentence, unless there's a NOT in front of the innocent *g*

She's such a sweet, innocent woman... right, sure, gotcha *g*

[swtalmnd]

yeah! what signe said!!

[ximeria.livejournal.com]

And everyone's gonna believe ya -- right? ::sniggers::

[maryavatar.livejournal.com]

OMG! I don't think the mental image of Daniel bending over in short shorts will ever wash out!

[ximeria.livejournal.com]

The highs of bad-fic, hon -- it truly is. Cut-off's are good, just not too short. Gotta leave a little to the guy's dignity and to our imagination (and in this case, Jack's). The oh-no-here-we-go-again comment is due to exactly such a pair of shorts in a Smallville fic, ages ago... we're still traumatized *g* -- and when I say BAD, I bloody MEAN bad.

[swtalmnd]

*coughs* i don't know WHAT you mean? deliberately write badfic, me? never....

*snigger*

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[ximeria.livejournal.com]

Sorry, I'm getting old, I seem to be forgetting things... *snort*

[noelql.livejournal.com]

Oh my God! I nearly fell off the couch laughing. I can't believe I'm going to say this, but you should really write this as a tongue-in-cheek AU piece. It would be hysterical!

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[ximeria.livejournal.com]

::groans::
I'm gonna make Amy pay for this...
but yeah, would work as an AU ::snigger:: -- might even write it ::rools eyes:: -- damned, I'm just too easy *g*

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[noelql.livejournal.com]

damned, I'm just too easy

I promise I won't tell anyone. Just imagine - Daniel running as the bullets fly and Jack laying down cover fire from a striking pose, backed by 70s music and all in slow motion. *g*