Fic alert (warning: silliness *g*)

[ximeria]

By Yon Bonnie Banks
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CATEGORY: First Time, humour, kilts
SPOILERS: Somewhere after Daniel's fall from 'grace' -- that's all the spoiler you'll find in there, that he's back from the land of the glowy people *g*
PAIRING: Jack/Daniel
SUMMARY: Kilts, teasing and general naughty fun -- why? Because we can? Oh, and would you believe that Jack gets to play the diplomat for once?
RATING: NC17 for graphic sex
NOTES: This came about through a few strange conversations over IM. Carla mentioned how tired she was of virgin/submissive/bottom Daniel. Then Nicci started talking about kilts... and I decided that with the monstrosity I'm currently working on, I could sorta kill two plot bunnies with one P90. The title? Nicci made me sing Loch Lomond the other night... nuff' said ^_~

Comments

[ningyouhime.livejournal.com]

::fans self::

Wow! =D

[ximeria.livejournal.com]

LOL
mission accomplished...

[ningyouhime.livejournal.com]

I loved it, and I've been especially hung up on the post-decension relationship this week, so I especially enjoyed it.

Timing is everything! =)

[ximeria.livejournal.com]

Woohoo!
Yeah, I had a talk with carlachameleon the other day, as the talk fell on Space Race and how 'married' the guys seemed to act *g* -- so I figured, why not? These guys aren't running on their second chances, but their 8th or something *g* -- about time they finally bought a clue

[x5-536.livejournal.com]

ta for the spoiler warning. i already know about that err fall from grace shanks to IRL best friend opening her big mouth (i nearly killed her that day) so i saved it to be read when i'm not on the brink of death like right now =)

[ximeria.livejournal.com]

Aww
Yeah, and it's THE only spoiler in there, I double checked. It's merely there to give anal retentive people who CARE about timelines an idea of when it is *g* (people as anal retentive as I *g*)

Death? I DO hope you pull through ^_^

[x5-536.livejournal.com]

i was err pink weird last night.

LOL, i tend to care a lot about those little things like timelines too =)

[southpaw526.livejournal.com]

Ooooh. All my kink buttons hit at once! Daniel in a skirt of any sort...*dies*

Hey, I have enough free time for betaing now if you want to throw your next story my way?

[ximeria.livejournal.com]

SURE!
No problem... ::wards off writer's block::
Just kidding *g* -- but the way things are going, I'll probably be bitten by another plot bunny sometime this week ^_~

[barefootatkheb.livejournal.com]

that was very beautiful *tear*
do you know what you do to me? huh? ^_^
but don't ever stop :)
ya see, there is a -good- reason why I like your stuff :))

[ximeria.livejournal.com]

I can bring tears to your eyes by merely writing silly plot/plotless lines on how to put on a kilt?

I'm speechless... but infinitely glad you enjoyed it. (sure, a certain amount of plot sneaked in there, but that's just because I feel stupid for just doing the kilt stuff, I need a REASON for it as well *g*)

[barefootatkheb.livejournal.com]

I can bring tears to your eyes by merely writing silly plot/plotless lines on how to put on a kilt?
*lol* it was the ending that got to me, (Reaching up, Jack framed his face. "I love you." Daniel choked out his breath, almost growling as he met Jack halfway, lips locking and tears of disbelief filling his eyes) and I'm also having an emotional day ^_^ I get very, very sappy at days like that *waits for ximeria to stop looking at me like I'm crazy*

sure, a certain amount of plot sneaked in there, but that's just because I feel stupid for just doing the kilt stuff, I need a REASON for it as well *g* hehe, well a little plot is never the wrong way to go, I think :) even tho I liked the parts that made me fan myself *big grin*

[ximeria.livejournal.com]

*waits for ximeria to stop looking at me like I'm crazy*

Hey, I'm the one WRITING the emotional stuff *g* -- I think I qualify for craziness as well *g* -- nah, I get all mushy when I write as well ^_^ -- nothing wrong with two guys actually having feelings for each other *g* - without that I'm afraid the sex would get boring and mechanical -- at least it would for me.

[barefootatkheb.livejournal.com]

Hey, I'm the one WRITING the emotional stuff *g* -- I think I qualify for craziness as well *g*
*lol* I guess that is true :) we are all just a bunch of crazy :)

nah, I get all mushy when I write as well ^_^
*lets out a breath in relief* good then it is not just me :)

nothing wrong with two guys actually having feelings for each other *g*
no, I like it better that way :)

without that I'm afraid the sex would get boring and mechanical -- at least it would for me.
yeah, to me it is much better with feelings, then without :) it gives them more heart, so to speak :)

[carlachameleon.livejournal.com]

Hi sweetie, just to let you know I'm around. Um, I'm so looking forward to reading this. Gonna save it for bedtime.

::smooch::

[ximeria.livejournal.com]

Aw, missed ya again -_-
Oh, this one comes with a warning, luve, it's, um... Jo claims I should put up warning signs when posting *g* -- she 'accidentally' started reading at work ^_~

::snogs::
sweet dreams

[sanitylapse.livejournal.com]

Whoo ::fanfanfan::

Kilts!

You realise you have to do a companion drawing (or two) now, right? *grin*

[ximeria.livejournal.com]

::laughs::
I'll see what I can do
still, glad you enjoyed the written version ^_~