various LJ quizzes...

[ximeria]

<td bgcolor="#000000">Name:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td><td bgcolor="#000000">You will conquer:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">the United States of America (but their government in exile is still holding out in the Statue of Liberty's head).</td><td bgcolor="#000000">Your title will be:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Saint</td><td bgcolor="#000000">You will succeed by:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Single combat (you call out their leader and your kung-fu is stronger).</td><td bgcolor="#000000">Your Enforcers will be:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Greenpeace (they may not be tough... or do ANYTHING... but at least they are expendible).</td><td bgcolor="#000000">Your first act as ruler:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Create a population boom by offering $1 Million to the familly that produces the most children in the next ten years.</td>

The World Is MINE! by Demonac
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<td bgcolor="#000000">Name:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td><td bgcolor="#000000">You will conquer:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">the Congo (and then sued the makers of that godawful movie).</td><td bgcolor="#000000">Your title will be:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Emperor/Emperess</td><td bgcolor="#000000">You will succeed by:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Default (you should have picked something more challenging to conquer).</td><td bgcolor="#000000">Your Enforcers will be:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">The Jedi.</td><td bgcolor="#000000">Your first act as ruler:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Watch all the James Bond movies in one continuous marathon viewing.</td>

The World Is MINE! by Demonac
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