I hate getting woken up after half an hour of sleep...
Last night was... weird... in more than one way.
First of all, I went to bed at 11.30PM last night... which is a bit out of the ordinary, but I was dead on my feet. So... around midnight the doorbell rings. One thing that people need to understand is, that being woken after half an hour of sleep, I may be physically vertical, but my mind's still very much horizontal.
So grumbly I throw on my kimono -- and it's bit cold in the winter, but it was what was within reach... Dab to the door and pull it slightly open. There are two guys outside, and mind you, I'm still mostly asleep.
man: sorry to disturb you, but this is the police (at which point little Xim finally opens her eyes enough to see the uniform -- previously the mind only picked up on the guy being cute...)
officer: Are you home alone?
Xim: (slightly muddled) I live alone...
officer: Oh... we got a phonecall about domestic disturbance at the address ..... 1st floor
Xim: (raises an eyebrow and TRIES to open eyes fully) What appartment?
Officer: Excuse me?
Xim: (by now slightly annoyed that the man doesn't read minds or understand sleepy Xim speech) This is appartment T... (points at door to the left of her own -- unmarked, btw): Through there, are the rest of the apparments.
Officer: (gives his partner a strange look, partner goes to door and peeks through, then opens it fully, revealing a runway around the large room, flanked by LOTS of doors...) Oh... (rather sheepishly) Sorry to have disturbed you, miss
Xim: (swallowed a nasty, biting remark about disturbing little Xims when they're finally sleeping) You're welcome, goodnight gentlemen
Officers 1 and 2: Goodnight, miss.
Xim closes door and goes to sleep. Does she dream of cute cops? No no, of COURSE not, she dreams about zombies... wakes up and shakes head, goes back to sleep, and continues to dream about zombies... Hell, even my mother came back from the dead ::closes eyes:: is that a hint for me to get some therapy? ::snorts::
Well, I had a pick-me-up later in the day, when
nicci_mac posted this because of one of my sketches *^_^* -- so I went and added it to her website *g*
And now? Me thinks me could do with a shower...
First of all, I went to bed at 11.30PM last night... which is a bit out of the ordinary, but I was dead on my feet. So... around midnight the doorbell rings. One thing that people need to understand is, that being woken after half an hour of sleep, I may be physically vertical, but my mind's still very much horizontal.
So grumbly I throw on my kimono -- and it's bit cold in the winter, but it was what was within reach... Dab to the door and pull it slightly open. There are two guys outside, and mind you, I'm still mostly asleep.
man: sorry to disturb you, but this is the police (at which point little Xim finally opens her eyes enough to see the uniform -- previously the mind only picked up on the guy being cute...)
officer: Are you home alone?
Xim: (slightly muddled) I live alone...
officer: Oh... we got a phonecall about domestic disturbance at the address ..... 1st floor
Xim: (raises an eyebrow and TRIES to open eyes fully) What appartment?
Officer: Excuse me?
Xim: (by now slightly annoyed that the man doesn't read minds or understand sleepy Xim speech) This is appartment T... (points at door to the left of her own -- unmarked, btw): Through there, are the rest of the apparments.
Officer: (gives his partner a strange look, partner goes to door and peeks through, then opens it fully, revealing a runway around the large room, flanked by LOTS of doors...) Oh... (rather sheepishly) Sorry to have disturbed you, miss
Xim: (swallowed a nasty, biting remark about disturbing little Xims when they're finally sleeping) You're welcome, goodnight gentlemen
Officers 1 and 2: Goodnight, miss.
Xim closes door and goes to sleep. Does she dream of cute cops? No no, of COURSE not, she dreams about zombies... wakes up and shakes head, goes back to sleep, and continues to dream about zombies... Hell, even my mother came back from the dead ::closes eyes:: is that a hint for me to get some therapy? ::snorts::
Well, I had a pick-me-up later in the day, when
And now? Me thinks me could do with a shower...

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