Sexual madness at the SGC (what else is new?)

[ximeria]

Bwahahahaha
Result: Jack singing Ricky Martin...
found this in x5_536's journal

A day at the SGC by jacklemmon
name
age
have fling with	Major Davis
the crisis is	the gate malfunctions
the results are	Jack sings Ricky Martin
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A day at the SGC by jacklemmon
name
age
have fling with	Sokar
the crisis is	a virus that causes arousal
the results are	oops! other robot us's!
Created with quill18's MemeGen 2.0!

A virus that causes arousal? ::sniggers::
::runs away from plot bunny::

picked up around LJ-land:

Which Stargate: SG-1 Character Will You Seduce? by incuriosity
Username
You say	Look, I want you, you want me - where's the problem?
To	Sam
Who	Kisses you
Where?	in the infirmary
Created with quill18's MemeGen 2.0!

Hehehehe -- wonder what Janet's gonna say to that?

I've never tried this as a pick up line O_O

Which Stargate: SG-1 Character Will You Seduce? by incuriosity
Username
You say	You're weird.
To	Jacob Carter
Who	Stutters a little before getting naked
Where?	in an elevator
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BWAHAHAHAHAHA

Which Stargate: SG-1 Character Will You Seduce? by incuriosity
Username
You say	Look, I want you, you want me - where's the problem?
To	Thor
Who	Stutters a little before getting naked
Where?	in the infirmary
Created with quill18's MemeGen 2.0!

Which Stargate: SG-1 Character Will You Seduce? by incuriosity
Username
You say	Dintcha ever wonder what it'd be like to get it on in the Gateroom?
To	Daniel
Who	Shrugs and makes the first move
Where?	in the Gateroom
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Which Stargate: SG-1 Character Will You Seduce? by incuriosity
Username
You say	I always found your level of intelligence to be... fascinating.
To	Daniel
Who	Stutters a little before getting naked
Where?	on a Goa'uld ship
Created with quill18's MemeGen 2.0!

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
::licks the linguist::

Comments

[madralaoi.livejournal.com]

*licks Daniel too*

I got the arousal virus too. *sniggers*

[ximeria.livejournal.com]

LOL
it creates horrible plot bunnies
::runs away from mad plot bunnies::

[stephicozar.livejournal.com]

::licks part of linguist that hasn't been licked by ximeria::

No fair, you got Paul! And I so don't need any plot bunnies. I have two to shoot and then its uni work for the next few months. Tease.

Re:

[ximeria.livejournal.com]

::coughs::
sorry?
::pets the vicious plot bunnies::

[x5-536.livejournal.com]

sokar? ewww.

[ximeria.livejournal.com]

::sniggers::
Just imagine, seduce him, kick him out of 'hell' and take over...
muahahahahaha

[x5-536.livejournal.com]

OH SORRY. it's already been done. wedwellinhell.