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naushika:Leave a comment with a drabble request, pairing or character-based. Give me one line of dialogue to be written in a drabble/ficlet (100-500 words). After you comment, put this meme in your own journal.
And I'll probably stick to the drabble thing -- it's more fun *g*
Fandoms I will attempt to write for:
- Stargate SG-1
- Stargate Atlantis
- The Sentinel
- X-men
- Smallville
Warning: If you ask for het/ship etc, you might just get it, but I can assure you it won't be in a way you'll like... so, spare the both of us the pain and don't ask for 'ship. This is not me being bitchy, this is me being a realist...
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"How about we land for a quickie?"
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::laughs::
Right, 100 words, Sheppard/O'Neill
Rating: G
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Sheppard gripped his controls, his only lifeline to sanity.
Orders were to fly this General to a hush-hush-secret base and had ended up doing some fancy flying to avoid being taken out by a ...flying squid?
And here he'd been, thinking the Antarctica was a nice, quiet place.
And the General? Took it in a stride, didn't even seem shaken. John figured he'd held himself fairly well, right?. It took a lot to shake Major Sheppard.
"How about we land for a quickie?"
This his cool slipped, heat rising to his face. Things had been so simple here, until now.
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"Look under the couch."
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100 words
rating: PG
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"Jack, where's the remote?" Daniel lifted a few magazines within reach, ever inch as lazy as the man taking up the other half of the couch.
"Dunno," Jack muttered, eyes closed.
"Jack, you had it last."
Jack frowned. "Look under the couch."
Daniel raised an eyebrow, then remembered their late night 'wrestle' for the remote. It sure hadn't ended up with them watching TV.
Daniel rolled over to hang down the side of couch, stopping dead as a pair of rough hands landed on his ass, appreciatively rubbing it through his jeans. Right, no need for the remote right now.
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you're welcome
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Jack/Daniel
"Why do I listen to you again?!"
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100 words
rating: PG13 (I see a trend here -- I'm getting higher and higher in the ratings *g*)
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"Why do I listen to you again?!"
Daniel grinned as he shifted his position, straddling Jack's lower back.
"Because you'll love me licking this off afterward," he replied as he dipped the brush into chocolate paint. "Because you'll love doing this to me later."
Jack sighed contentedly in agreement.
Daniel looked down at the symbols. Oh, wrong line. He chuckled as he leaned down and licked the line off.
A shiver and a groan escaped the body underneath him.
"And," Daniel grinned. "Because you love me."
There was no comment, but Jack slid one hand back and squeezed Daniel's leg.
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"It's not like you can dial down idiocy!"
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Jim/Blair
words: 100
rating: G
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"Jim... take it easy, it's not a perp but the Commissioner." Blair's hand was solid on Jim's chest. "Just... dial it down or something."
"Dial what down?" Jim shot him a disbelieving look. "Chief, they're outing us for this little PR campaign of theirs." Jim gestured at the podium. "It's not like you can dial down idiocy!"
"It's for a good cause," Blair tried soothingly. "If we come out, maybe others on the force won't have to live with the pressure of being gay, the secrecy."
Jim sighed at the knowing looks around them. This wasn't going to be fun.
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Hmmmm....
"What the hell happened to you?"
Re: Hmmmm....
Jim/Blair
words: 100
rating: G
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"What the hell happened to you?"
Blair's didn't answer, just shot him a grim look. A quick look told Jim most of it.
"Let me guess, car broke down?"
"Yeah..."
"Cell phone's dead? It's raining..."
"Yeah..."
"Chief..."
"*Don't* say it," Blair warned him as he hung up his wet jacket.
Jim shook his head. "Go take a warm shower, I'll heat the soup and then we'll go get warm in bed."
Blair's sour expression was replaced by a thankful smile.
"Sounds divine."
"I'm the senior detective."
"You're senior, alright," Blair grinned, fleeing for the bathroom, Jim hot on his heels.
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Jack/Daniel
"Hey, don't blame me for your ideas."
(Gah, I really wanna do this meme and I have no time anymore...)
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Jack/Daniel
words: 100
rating: G
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"This was definitely your idea."
Daniel looked down at the smiling native. Aboriginal if he wasn't wrong and busy painting him and Jack for the night's festivities.
"No, Jack. You said this was an important treaty and to do whatever it'd take to secure it," Daniel said with a grin, eyeing Jack, who was dressed in little more than a loincloth.
"Hey, don't blame me for your ideas," Jack grumbled.
"I'm not blaming anyone," Daniel smiled, enjoying the view. "I'm just ...enjoying the cultural aspects."
Jack shot him a suspicious look but got nothing but an innocent smile in return.
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(translation: Hello, I just had an excrutiating 8 hours of work and I'm too bouncy for my own good :P )
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bounce all you want. I just figured with that line you gave me, I had to drag Jack into something he could bitch about, accidentally letting Daniel enjoy it ^_~
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"Yeah, well, let's not change our names to Adam and Steve yet, will ya?"
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words: 100
rating: G
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"We can find a way to survive, Jack," Harry assured him as they surveyed the ruins.
"Unless we kill each other first," Jack muttered.
"Now, now, Jack. We'll get along," Harry said with a grinned slyly. "I know I'm not Dr. Jackson, but you can learn to love me."
"Yeah, well, let's not change our names to Adam and Steve yet, will ya?" Jack snorted, feeling the pang in his chest. Here he was, stuck God only knew how far from home with a man who pushed all the wrong buttons.
Jack wondered why this sounded a bit like marriage.
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I love it! thank you :)
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your Harry is so... Maybourne-ish
THAT has to be the biggest compliment you could give me *g*
Glad you liked -- I enjoy a snarky Maybourne. Thanks for issuing the challenge
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words: 100
Rating: PG13, because no matter what Jack we're dealing with, he's got a dirty mouth.
Sorry I didn't manage to have more than one Daniel in there.
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"What do you think this does?"
Daniel leaned his head back on Jack's shoulder, breath hitching. "I think you... know."
"Gotta hand it to Harlan. Didn't take any shortcuts when he made us," Jack whispered into his ear.
"Would've been one long and very bo-boring eternity," Daniel agreed, his artificial body reacting like his memory told him his real one would've.
"Stamina's better," Jack chuckled.
"Yeah, you're the damned Energizer Bunny," Daniel grinned.
"Gives a new meaning to fucking like bunnies," Jack snorted.
Daniel didn't answer, simply letting the input from his neural net take him away for a while.
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**fans self**
I knew that I could count on you to come through with something wonderful. *g*
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It stayed below R ::giggles::
I'm glad you enjoyed it ^_^
Let me see...
SG1: Jack/Siler
"Now, see, should it be doing that?"
Boys and their Toys
word: 100
rating: G
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Now, see, should it be doing that?"
Siler sighed, shouldering Jack aside. The man had no respect for personal space, or just didn't see it.
"Sir, please don't touch that," he said, in a tone that would in no way insult a superior officer.
"I wasn't going to," Jack said, an almost hurt expression on his face.
Siler shook his head. He could *see* the Colonel's fingers itching.
"You just don't like others playing with your toys," the older man sniffed.
"No sir, nor do you." Siler cringed.
All it got him was a quirky smile and laughing, brown eyes.
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"So, pinstripes or something more... solid?"
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words: 100
rating: G
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"So, pinstripes or something more... solid?"
"Daniel, you look just fine in the Armani," Jack said with a grin, leaning against the door to the bedroom.
Daniel gave him an exasperated look. "I want to make it to the ceremony without you jumping my bones and ruffling my suit."
Jack raised an eyebrow as he watched Daniel licking his lips, staring at Jack's pristine dress uniform.
"Somehow I get the feeling you don't have to worry about being the jumpee," Jack grinned, subtly checking his watch. Plenty of time before they had to be at the church for Carter's wedding.
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::cuddles Jack and Daniel plushies happily and adjusts Plushie-Daniel's glasses::
^_^
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McKay/Beckett or McKay/Sheppard
Wolvie/Cyclops or Wolvie/Gambit
Daniel/Jack - "There is no way I will let you have my chocolate bar!"
Sam/Janet
*grins*
I really like this meme!! :D
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And... you get the first femmeslash I've actually written *g*
Sam/Janet
Words: 100
rating: PG
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Janet grabbed at the last chocolate bar on the table, thwarted in the last moment as Sam snatched it.
"There is no way I will let you have my chocolate bar!"
"Want to place a bet on that?"
Sam pursed her lips, giving it some thought. "Like the time you wanted to place bets on Jack and Daniel doing the dirty?" she asked innocently.
"I still say they're doing it, but they're damned good at hiding it," Janet grinned, teasingly stroking a finger down Sam's neck, making the woman shiver. The boys weren't the only ones who playing that game.
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I love you even more now, if possible. :))
*snugs*
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Thank you very much -- you definitely gave me good pairings and a great line *g*
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Jacob and Selmak
words: 100
Rating: G
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Jacob leaned back in the chair, finally allowing himself to relax.
"I know it is strange, but I believe eventually you will grow used to it," Selmak's voice echoed in his mind.
"I'm light years away from home," Jacob smiled. "Everything I thought I knew has been turned upside down," he admitted. "Do you think we'll get along in the long run?"
"I do not know."
"I thought you were supposed to be terribly wise?" Jacob said softly.
"Even I can not foresee human fancy," came the teasing reply.
Jacob grinned to himself. The future looked bright and enticing alright.
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Oh, they definitely need more attention ^_^ -- I have a thing for Jacob and Bra'tac -- probably because they're both old and snarky *g*
Oooooh, these are fun!
"Did you honestly believe I would do something like that willingly?"
No nookie is definitely not good nookie...
pairing: Jack/Daniel
rating: G
Line: "Did you honestly believe I would do something like that willingly?"
Sorry it took a bit for me to get to this *g*
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"Come on, Jack," Daniel sighed as he flopped back on the bed, eyes closed.
Keeping his back turned, Jack ignored him.
"It was either that or going home empty handed."
"It's just not fair," Jack grumbled. "Showing me what I can't have right now. You decked out in nothing but body paint."
"Did you honestly believe I would do something like that willingly?" Daniel tried to be serious, but the small smirk ruined it. "Besides, the *rule* was your idea."
"..."
"All the more to look forward to when we get home…" Daniel grinned evilly.
"Two days, Daniel, two days."