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ximeria ([personal profile] ximeria) wrote2006-09-11 12:36 am
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I aim to misbehave

Hmmm, I got me a hankering for some Mal/Jayne -- or rather, I want to WRITE some Mal/Jayne -- unfortunately I'm a little out of ideas on that front (what I AM working on is a DS au LOL) -- so, you folks got till I get up in appx 6 hours to come up with ideas -- it can be kinks, three words or just a crazy situation. It can also just that there's something you'd like to know about their relationship. Like 'Does Jayne snore?' Does Mal? You can phrase your ideas/requests as questions, small lists of items, emotions or whatever the heck your brains come up with.

Wanna have Jayne begging for it?
Want Mal to submit?
Want a seriously wild tussle?
Tender loving love the way only these guys can pull it off? (we all know it won't involve words like 'babe', 'hon' or somesuch -- at least not seriously)

Go ahead, aid me in a wee bit o' mischief *eg*

Depending on how many comments I get here, the stories will probably be longer than drabbles *g* -- I just need something to work on alongside the DS fic ^_^

[identity profile] luna-61.livejournal.com 2006-09-10 10:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Jayne wants Mal and Mal is too busy working what does Jayne do to get Mal to stop working? How many times does it take before Mal corners Jayne?
I can't remember if you did this scenario in the drabbles I think you might have but I'd like to see more please. Thank you.
ext_31419: (FF - Chibi DorkJayne)

[identity profile] ximeria.livejournal.com 2006-09-11 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
Heh, deal. I'll see what I can do.

[identity profile] riverfox.livejournal.com 2006-09-11 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
Mal's watched Jayne spit on that knife one too many times. He's often thought about why the man doesn't use the damn gun oil he favors, but then that thought turns dirty and he has to go yell at Kaylie about something or other.

Alone in his bunk, he thinks about the knife, and realizes it isn't about the knife. It's about Jayne's spit and the way he does it, as if he were lubing something else entirely.

Mal gets up and goes to the latrine box, feeling the need to relieve himself, only his insufferable distraction has gotten him hard. He sighs, standing there holding his dick like an idiot. Finally, relieve comes and his bladder empties, but the tension is still there in his balls. He strokes, shudders from that first bit of pleasure, then does it again. And again. He indulges himself, thinking about Jayne and his spit, about how that would feel on his ass. His hand quickens and Mal gets into it, moving faster, oh yeah, so much faster... then fate intervenes and he freezes in the act, glad his back is to the ladder.

"Mal, you down there?" Jayne calls from the top.

"No, I'm in the engine room, dumbass," Mal mumbles. "Whaddya want Jayne?" he calls out, hesitant to remove his hand from his dick. After all, it could be a simple question, then Jayne will leave.

Except Jayne doesn't. He comes down the ladder and Mal can just imagine him hanging there, holding onto a rung like a monkey. Risk and mischief make him stroke. Just a little. "Well?" he asks, hearing a little throat clearing.

"You, uh, busy?"

"What's it look like?" Mal asks, hating Jayne just then.

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How's that? :-p
ext_31419: (FF - Jayne - my fandom doesn't...)

[identity profile] ximeria.livejournal.com 2006-09-11 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
*laughs*

Yay, Mal/Jayne in the morning ^_^

"You, uh, busy?"

*snorts* perfectly Jayne *g* -- thank you for making my morning.

[identity profile] riverfox.livejournal.com 2006-09-11 06:42 am (UTC)(link)
You're welcome. That was my *first* FF. I'm wondering if I should finish it.*g*

[identity profile] wadjet-theperv.livejournal.com 2006-09-11 12:37 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm wondering if I should finish it.*g******

Well, *duh*! riverfox gets a shiny new fandom!! *wadj does happy dance* :oD

And xim? Do feel free to pick up that lil snippet and run with it too ;o)

[identity profile] riverfox.livejournal.com 2006-09-12 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
Hey Wadj! We'll see. ;) Been fussing with FF plot bunnies since forever but never took the time to write anything because a) I wanted to wait till after Serenity and have a better understanding of the characters, and b) I'm stuck on stupid where my SG1 fiction stuff's concerned.

[identity profile] riverfox.livejournal.com 2006-09-11 06:47 am (UTC)(link)
PS -- you realize you can just have that and rewrite it if it sparks an idea? Ain't no big thing to me. :)))
ext_31419: (FF - Armporn - Wash)

[identity profile] ximeria.livejournal.com 2006-09-12 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
*grins*
Well, the muses are definitely doing their little happy dance. Meaning I intend to tie 'em down and use 'em *eg*

For some odd reason I currently want plot in my stuff -- even in the porn-bits. *sighs*

[identity profile] riverfox.livejournal.com 2006-09-12 06:48 am (UTC)(link)
Plot? You can't make a plot out of that? Come on, that could just be a scene from a much larger story. :-p
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[identity profile] ximeria.livejournal.com 2006-09-17 07:26 am (UTC)(link)
*grins*
Yeah, but taking on an actually plot right now might mess with the DS story I'm working on. I can write more than one story at the same time, as long as the stuff on the 'side' isn't too plotty.

[identity profile] riverfox.livejournal.com 2006-09-17 10:52 am (UTC)(link)
Come up with anything good so far then? ;)