101 things Ray Kowalski is not allowed to do at the 27th

[ximeria]

So, audaxfemina was entertaining me with Skippy's list. You know, the list of things that Skippy's not allowed to do.

So, we got to talking. What about

101 things Ray Kowalski is not allowed to do at the 27th

1. Hit on Fraser.
2. Yell at Frannie for hitting on Fraser
3. Kick Dewey in the shin for not showering
4. Offer to relive the contable's tension... in public
5.Tell Thatcher that you're moving into Fraser's closet
6. Tell Thatcher that Fraser's moving into YOUR closet
7. Hold up speedos, convince Fraser it's national casual swimwear in the precinct day

Come on people, let's have a little fun. Continue!!
It's kinda like a round robin, but faster!

Comments

[audaxfemina.livejournal.com]

Answer the phone: Detective Ray Vecchio's Dial-A-Mountie. :)

[ximeria.livejournal.com]

*laughs*
OH yeah!

[audaxfemina.livejournal.com]

#9. Dief does the paperwork every other Friday.

[audaxfemina.livejournal.com]

#10. Declare your desk the sovereign Dominion of Vecchio, which is therefore independent of US law. In there, 'Kicking them in the head' is not only legal, but in some cases, a civic duty.

[zeplum.livejournal.com]

Haha! Awesome!

[audaxfemina.livejournal.com]

Thank you kindly... :) I was on something of a roll last night.

[ladyivy.livejournal.com]

11. Have "marital aids" shipped to Fraser care of the precinct

[ximeria.livejournal.com]

*laughs*
OH yeah

[bertybertle.livejournal.com]

Slip M & M's into everyone else's coffee in order to spread the word.

Steal Frannie's PMS chocolate stash when he runs out of M & M's.

Start signing off his reports as R. Vecchio (Kowalski-Fraser)

[ximeria.livejournal.com]

oh boy -- the stealing Frannie's PMS chocolate stash...
that is unforgivable.