Coffee convo

[ximeria]

Everything tonight seems to come down to sex and coffee XD

I'm on Skype with Nicci... what can I say?

I was trying to explain what the difference between a cup of instant and a cup of freshly brewed coffee from freshly ground beans was on a scale sort of thing.

Instant coffee is like having a wank
Freshly ground and brewed coffee is alike a nicely long drawn out session of sex with at least one other person involved.


That's it, nothing about coffee covered in bees. Even if we both have Izzard-withdrawal.

Comments

[kimuro.livejournal.com]

so what does that make decaff?

[ximeria.livejournal.com]

like being horny but your hands are tied? And you're alone?

[nicci-mac.livejournal.com]

alone in a room full of drinking chocolate

[theyllek.livejournal.com]

what about Jam?

[ximeria.livejournal.com]

Jam is one of life's essentials.

[nicci-mac.livejournal.com]

and giraffes - dont forget them. For they will eat all the leaves and then the other animals might die!

[theyllek.livejournal.com]

will the giraffes eat the jumping spider behind mine back?

[nicci-mac.livejournal.com]

No dont worry about the spider, the beeeeeez will get it! Or the bloke in the dress!

[theyllek.livejournal.com]

Action Transvestite!

[katejaneway.livejournal.com]

Good coffee is love. Why don't people get this?

[ximeria.livejournal.com]

*grins*
Exactly. Good coffee is underrated.