ximeria: (TW - ianto jones - oh f***)
ximeria ([personal profile] ximeria) wrote2008-03-25 07:37 pm
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How to really stop me in my tracks when I'm reading...



MO #1
He silently knocked on Jack's door, waiting for a reply he knew he wasn't going to get and waited for all of five minutes before opening the door and stepping inside.
Eh... how do you do that? And what's Ianto doing for those five minutes? Staring at a crack in the wall?

MO #2
Have Jack force Ianto into full intercourse right after the Cyberwoman incident. O,o Seriously, yes, Jack can be a bastard at times, but I can not in any way see him doing that.

MO #3
Let the boys shag up for life -- well, Ianto's anyway, have children and live a domestic 9-5 life, off every other weekend as well. *g* -- Noooooooooooe, don't work for me. I mean, sure, if it's crack-fic on purpose, go ahead, give me mpreg, give me hormonal imballance that mocks any woman ever preggers. If it's in the name of crack? Bring it on *eg*

MO #4
Jack nearly has an aneurysm if Ianto gets a papercut or hangnail...

MO #5
Ianto, self destructive and incapable of taking care of himself.

MO #6
Ianto is naive, and submissive to Jack *rolls eyes*
Have you seen the show? Have you seen how possessive he is when it comes to Jack? How much he seems to be in charge half of the time?

*grins*

[identity profile] wadjet-theperv.livejournal.com 2008-03-25 08:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh dear God. I'm having Stargate Bad!Fic flashbacks...

*hugsyoubetter*
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[identity profile] ximeria.livejournal.com 2008-03-28 09:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Heh, the SG1 fandom DID have soooo many badfics XD

[identity profile] gigitrek.livejournal.com 2008-03-25 11:11 pm (UTC)(link)
He silently knocked on Jack's door, waiting for a reply he knew he wasn't going to get

Of course not, if you knocked silently. Honestly.

I'd add any fic in which they bring back the original Jack Harkness to that list, too. That story was perfect as it was! Unless you can do better (that doesn't include him getting Torchwood Jack pregnant), stay away from it!
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[identity profile] ximeria.livejournal.com 2008-03-28 09:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Hehehe, yeah, that was how I reacted as well -- out loud while reading XD

Oh, and you are so right. Jeez, why do you think I avoid jack/jack stories? Just the thought of how much they can screw a perfect story up makes me want to hide.

[identity profile] sazzlette.livejournal.com 2008-03-27 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
Hiya! You're next in [livejournal.com profile] eledhwenlin's porn tag, so I'm tagging you with the prompt 'candles'. It's 12:30AM GMT.

Have fun :)
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[identity profile] ximeria.livejournal.com 2008-03-27 06:42 am (UTC)(link)
Heh, thank you kindly -- I'll do what I can although 12:30AM was well... 1:30AM here XD -- any fandom wishes, btw?

[identity profile] sazzlette.livejournal.com 2008-03-27 07:23 am (UTC)(link)
How about you take it from when you read the comment notification? Annnd I'll leave it up to you :D