Morbid humour after Midnight

Hmmm,

We're at work (yes, I know it's after midnight here) At the stroke of midnight, we witnessed the release of Warcraft III - past tense! here. So now we're trading humourous comments. And it's getting more and more morbid by the minute...

If people steal, we'd like to chop their hand off.

Suggestion # 1: Use a hand-guiloutine
Suggestion # 2: "You get to pull the string yourself"
Suggestion # 3: "You *have* to pull the string yourself"

And that's pretty much what's going on at the moment...

Fanfic

So, I've taken the liberty of giving myself another LiveJournal <grin>

See, I need it for my fanfic, another way of archiving it - just in case. I have learned a thing or two after FF.net. I mean, the idea of the archive is great - really, complete with search functions and all, but I constantly have trouble logging on to the damned server, it seems to be down more often than not.

So, I've started (very slowly...) to post my previous writings at ximeriafic