Wanking in general...

::flexes fingers::
*eg*

Why has no one ever wanked me? That was the general question in our chat a moment ago. (It's freaking 0430AM, don't expect too much coherency)

I pondered it a lot... What would I do if I got wanked? The same as I'd do if I got flamed (that DID happen *g*) laugh a certain body part off, I think... and add it to my list of achievements.

There was, however the suggestion of starting an LJ community for those who feel overlooked... The Wankee Wannabes? Anyone?

::dives back into her coffee pot for another round::

Note: I only occasionally come across the FandomWank, and I have a question: Don't you guys have a life?
Note2: That said, wanking in general is one thing, 'attacking' someone personally (going for the throat verbally speaking) -- well, it's a bit low, don't'cha think?

Please, I just want someone to properly explain FandomWank... what is its purpose in life...?

ice ice baby

::laughs::

I bought a box of these today

Now I get to explain to swtalmnd that these popsicles are shaped as space ships/rockets complete with an astronout made of winegum sitting at the end of it... and we eat him. We're a bunch of barbarians, aren't we? Like I said, I get to, for a little while, feel like Godzilla eating a space ship, with a yummi pilot inside... *eg*

Life Sure Ain't Ever Easy... Part 5

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