*points to icon*...

and wails!

I'm getting to the point where half the merlin fic sounds like bad TW fic. Seriously. It's gaggingly sweet. If there's one thing these boys are definitely not, it's sweet. I mean, they're young, juvenile in behaviour (duh!), so why the coma inducing sweetness?

Let's get a few things straight. Arthur's a man -- he's the crown prince, but it doesn't keep him from being a complete and utter prat, as Merlin so nicely puts it.

Merlin's not some sweet, little innocent sheep (baaaaahs). He might occasionally be naive and he might quite often put a foot in it, but he wouldn't call Arthur a lot of cute and sweet things and then proceed to gaze lovinglly into his eyes.... I'm sure they have their disagreements, and I'm sure they're carried out with a lot of improvisation and intelligence (as in: they know what to do to really get back at each other).

Repeat after me:

Neither of those two are 14-year-old schoolgirls!

*ponders if anyone might write a 14-year-old schoolgirl!Arthur's pink and secret diary -- you know, like we had Lex's diary in SV all those years ago*

Oh my... Fic, sort of...

Since I ranted before about OOC 14-year-old-schoolgirl!Arthur, I ended up doing this... someone please stop me XD -- I'm not even drunk so I can blame THAT!

Really, there's no excuse for this. 1. I hate the WIP posting, so why do this -- I have no idea and 2. It's so grossely OOC

PRINCESS ARTHUR'S VERY SEEKRIT AND VERY PINK DIARY
( Entry no. 1 AMA (after Merlin's Arrival) )

ETA: nicci_mac did the uspeakable and wrote Merlin's Letters Home

ETA2: Look, nicc_mac made me a new icon XD -- and dameange made me two pretties!! Now I have enough to use for different entries. *iz doomed*