Cowboys and Aliens
Sep. 18th, 2011 12:39 amI just came home from the theater having watched Cowboys and Aliens.
I was led to believe it starred Daniel Craig. Not quite true, my friends. The starring role was Daniel Craig's arse. How many times can you zoom in on a guy's arse in fetish tight trousers, accidentally? Really, it was totally a cracky movie, cracky plot (what there was and what I didn't miss while, erm... admiring Mr. Craig's ...assests.
He gave Jim Kirk the run for his money as well when it came to having his shirt ripped (off)
Also, flist, riddle me this, riddle me that - is there a time where Daniel Craig is NOT sex on legs?
Huh?
Well, I can't think of any time - and this movie most definitely delivered many a giggle - it was like watching a cracky, adult version of Lucky Luke.
Only with aliens and tonnes of man pain *g*
*sniggers*
I mean, this is a scene in the movie:

and this was one of the ORIGINAL TEASER POSTERS!

I was led to believe it starred Daniel Craig. Not quite true, my friends. The starring role was Daniel Craig's arse. How many times can you zoom in on a guy's arse in fetish tight trousers, accidentally? Really, it was totally a cracky movie, cracky plot (what there was and what I didn't miss while, erm... admiring Mr. Craig's ...assests.
He gave Jim Kirk the run for his money as well when it came to having his shirt ripped (off)
Also, flist, riddle me this, riddle me that - is there a time where Daniel Craig is NOT sex on legs?
Huh?
Well, I can't think of any time - and this movie most definitely delivered many a giggle - it was like watching a cracky, adult version of Lucky Luke.
Only with aliens and tonnes of man pain *g*
*sniggers*
I mean, this is a scene in the movie:

and this was one of the ORIGINAL TEASER POSTERS!
