I aim to misbehave

Hmmm, I got me a hankering for some Mal/Jayne -- or rather, I want to WRITE some Mal/Jayne -- unfortunately I'm a little out of ideas on that front (what I AM working on is a DS au LOL) -- so, you folks got till I get up in appx 6 hours to come up with ideas -- it can be kinks, three words or just a crazy situation. It can also just that there's something you'd like to know about their relationship. Like 'Does Jayne snore?' Does Mal? You can phrase your ideas/requests as questions, small lists of items, emotions or whatever the heck your brains come up with.

Wanna have Jayne begging for it?
Want Mal to submit?
Want a seriously wild tussle?
Tender loving love the way only these guys can pull it off? (we all know it won't involve words like 'babe', 'hon' or somesuch -- at least not seriously)

Go ahead, aid me in a wee bit o' mischief *eg*

Depending on how many comments I get here, the stories will probably be longer than drabbles *g* -- I just need something to work on alongside the DS fic ^_^